The older I get the less exciting Disney Land becomes...
But that day was not about me, it was for Dany, my little brother.
For the entire drive over there he thought we were going to Costco. "Yeah costco! I want a hot dog and a pizza!"
"Sorry dany but we are going to disney land, we lied to you."
"Awww man. What's disney land?
"Dany, it's a place where where all those characters you watch on t.v come to life"
"Where kids like you can be whatever they want for the day. Like a pirate, a space ranger or a baller shot caller"
"It's a place where white people out number the Latinos and African Americans because a lot of them can not afford to come here."
"A place where small bags of chips cost two dollars and sodas cost three."
Tipsy
"A place where you make funny faces with your bros and don't buy the souvenir pictures because you just take a picture of it"
Pumpkin head
"Hmmm, I see what you did there"
Tripping out
Catchers glove-face
Tee! heee!!
Son of a witch
I love the attention to detail at Disney Land, they don't leave anything untouched, just like catholic preists. Ohh snap!
Dirtbags
Don't mind if I do
Cool guy
"A magic world where the queen of hearts will yell in your face for not being from the red gang"
"A place where people will pretend to be in wheelchairs so they can cut lines."
Legal shit
"A huge park divided into many lands for you to choose from."
"A clean world"
"A ugly-uniform-wearing-world."
"But just watch dany, you will have a blast."
"You will fight robots and help your buddy Buzz fight the evil emperor Zurg."
"White people again, Don't mind then"
Damn hotel trying to seduce me to stay longer with video games.
Left this note for the cleaning lady.
Dany bro you gotta stop smoking every time we go to iHop.
Hmm... What are you thinking about mom?
You mad?
Monsters
Idiotas
Snack attack
Sounds like something a pot-head would say
Dun don tshhh!
WU-TANG!
Hey, Disney California adventure theme park, you sucked balls.
You know what time it is.
