ANYWAY......THIS NEXT POST IS NOT A JOKE. IT'S ACTUALLY SAD, BUT HERE YOU GO. A HOMELESS MAN WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY DRIVE WAY YELLING "I WANT TO DIIIEE! I WANT TO DIIEEE!" THE POOR DUDE STARTED TO ROLL ONTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. WAITING FOR A CAR TO SPLAT HIS GUTS ALL OVER THE ROAD.
DON'T THINK I WAS JUST WATCHING AND DID NOT DO SHIT. I ACTUALLY CALLED THE POLICE TO PICK HIM UP. SOOO HA!!! :P
SOME GUYS NABBED HIM LIKE A ROASTED PIG AND CARRIED HIM TO THE CURB.
HE EVENTUALLY GOT ON HIS FEET AND WALKED OFF INTO THE SUNSET *TEAR*............ONLY TO FALL ON HIS ASS A FEW FEET LATER.
THE WIFE AND I WENT TO GO CHECK UP ON HIM, AND FOR A SUICIDAL DIRTY BUM HE WAS ACTUALLY NICE TO US :D
