fucking vampires!

HMMMM?

GONORRHEA =YUP.

AGE=18

HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK? = IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT BEFORE I GOT HERE.

DO YOU SHARE NEEDLES? = MY MOM TAUGHT ME TO SHARE



JUST PLAYING FOLKS, NO NEED TO WORRY. HE IS CLEANER THAN A STREET RACCOON.

SO WE WALK IN THE TORTURE ROOM AND THIS GUY IS LIKE DIEING ON THE CHAIR. EVERYONE RUSHES TO HIM AND ATTEMPTS TO WAKE HIM UP.SOME NURSE EVEN SLAPPED HIM IN THE FACE A COUPLE TIMES. PEOPLE GOT SCARED AND DECIDED TO NO LONGER DONATE THERE LIFE JUICE FOR GOVERNMENT USE.

HE MADE OFF HIS DEATH CHAIR AND SAT NEXT TO ME. THE CONVERSATION WAS AS FOLLOWING:

"HEY YOU OKAY MAN?

"YEAH. THAT WAS TRIPPY . MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO GET HIGH RIGHT BEFORE THIS."

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"WELL THE HOMIE HAD SOME CHRONIC, AND I HAD SOME KUSH SO MIXED IT AND SMOKED 4 BOWLS................OH YEAH THERE WAS SOME STRESS MIXED IN THERE TOO........PLUS I HAVE NOT HAD ANYTHING TO EAT SINCE G SINCE YESTERDAY"

ALL OF THIS WITH A BIG ASS SMILES ON HIS FACE :)

SO WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY?

*NEVER DO DRUGS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH*

I HAVE DONATED BLOOD BEFORE, AND IT DID NOT HURT A BIT. BUT THIS STUPID NURSE MISSED MY VEIN!! SHE HAD TO CALL FOR HELP, AND THAT DID NOT MAKE THINGS BETTER, ALL SHE DID WAS JUGGLE THE NEEDLE AROUND, PULL IT OUT AND SHOVE IT BACK IN.



FUCK.......THE THINGS I DO FOR FREE SNACKS :(