Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Let me ask you something: Mikey Alfred





"If civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships - the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world at peace."






- Age: 17
- Location: Kansas


- You have adopted the name, "Illegal Civilization" for your movement. Unfortunately, skaters, punks, kids & teenagers are deemed "Little shits" by many and it seems they do not want you guys to exist. One might say what you are doing is wrong. What is the origin of I.C?




" Illegal Civilization comes from our lives. We're all young, and of different backgrounds, but skateboarding brings us together. Its not necessarily a crew, but more of a name for everyone we fuck with. There are niggas who are 17 with warrants and niggas who have jobs and handle their shit but they're all in the civ ."


- Do you believe in reincarnation? If so, what would you like to return as? 

" I personally believe in reincarnation and I'll come back as a human in dinosaur times, I wanna swim in the ocean before we fucked it up. "





-Any chance of you directing a porn movie ? 

" Idk about making a porn but filming some bitches twerk is always tight. Or the tittie flash. "







Speaking of bitches, why is it young girls are getting knocked up? I know a couple of girls who got pregnant, they were two years younger than me in high school. That shit sucks.

" All these young bitches are thirsty no condom fucking hoes. Some girl in my class had to leave cuz she got pregnant. Dumb bitch. "

- What are your thoughts on school/education?

" Fuck school. America used to be on the top 10 for education, now we're on the bottom of the list, they want you to be stupid. Fuck school for real. "




- Favorite item(s) to purchase at the 7-11?

" Water and recesses. "




-The Civ has excellent taste in music. 
What gets you hyped? What do you play to chill? 

" I just listen to a lot of old nigga shit. Oldies are tight, but as for getting hyped I listen to Lil B. And when I'm chillin, I listen to some Jeane Carne, Gwen Mcrae, Prince, The Manhattans, random rap songs, Analog 2, this song called "Last night changed it all" is wow. "






- All of your drawings look like acid trips. Is that what your dreams look like? Any trippy dreams you have had lately?

" My dreams are always super realistic. Those drawings are just random shit I'll think of during class. Did you know you can't die in a dream ? The mind is tight. "





- Why is poop hilarious?

" Poop is funny, but someone farting and everyone's reaction is really funny. "




-You seem to have a fascination with your teeth and upper lip.  Are you afraid your face will get stuck like that?

" I love making that face, if my shit got stuck it would show me what bitches really fuck with me. "




- Who are your heros?

" Ty evans, my dog lucy, "

-Favorite movie?

 " American History X, Moonrise Kingdom, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Goodfellas, The Godfather I don't really watch a lot of movies. "

- Favorite cartoon(s)?

" Looney Toons, Doug,  Arthur. "


- Items you must carry with you at all times?

" My gopro, phone and wallet. "

- Midgets?

" Midgets have the dumpy. "

-  How was your summer? Any moments worth mentioning?

" Summer was tight as fuck. Going to new york with a bunch of friends was fucking awesome, filming somebody jack off on the sidewalk was gnarly, skating every fucking day and doing something random every night. "


-Will you be directing Nakel's videos when he decides to drop a mixtape?

" Nakel truly has the bars. "

- What is your best "IT'S NOTHING" moment?

" When this girl showed her tits in the of store that was tight. I can't really think of the most gnarly one. "

- FAT BURGER or IN n OUT?

" In n out. But fatburger has the bacon burger, so I love fat burger too. " 

-Do you believe we humans are the only civilization in the universe?

" You never know. Sometimes when you look at dirt nothing is going on, until you touch it, then all these ants pop outta nowhere. What if we're that to something else ? We know more about space then our own ocean, what else is in there ? "

- Things you hate about bitches?

" I hate when bitches are stupid, I like girls with opinions and good conversation. "

- I think I saw my  middle school P.E teacher in a clip. Some fat fuck. One of my favorite clips is when this old white guy tries to grab your board/backpack and you check him.  Any close calls with da feds?

"Fuck the cops first off. But one time at Pasadena High we were trying to film this trick and the cops pulled up to the gate so we all ran out the back and got away. One of our friends got caught hoping one of the gates but the cops let em go. We've gotten kicked out spots by helicopters on more than one occasion. Its nothing though. "




- What are you looking forward to next year?

" Next year? Ima graduate high school, go skate a bunch, fuck some bitches, have a bunch o fun, go on trips. I wanna do everything."

-What are you doing for Halloween?

" For halloween I just wanna do something stupid and film it. "

- Are you having fun?

" At all times. "

- Pet peeves?

" When I get a pimple, or when my gopro dies. "

- When is I.C 2 Dropping?

" Whenever it's ready."

-Shout outs?

" Na-kel, Kevin Bradley, Kevin White, Tarzan, Wheels, Sage, Cedric, Lucien, fuck there's like 6 more, they know who they are. And jay hurt thanks my guy. "